thesuccub.us

I know that I’m not the only Christmas-loving Jew out there but I do think that I am the biggest. The holiday season, being kicked off with my other favorite holiday Tofurky Day, just makes me giddy for no reason. Christms movies, bad Christmas music, cookies, soy-nog, getting presents, buying presents, candycanes, pine needles, Jimmy Stewart, oh yeah and a week of  vacation also helps!!! So despite it being November 22, I will start the season off with this:

As driving around Texas from a conference this past week I came across a country music station that had obviously the most amazing slogan writers ever… of all time..

“Country by choice, Texan by the good grace of God.”

Awesome.

Saying it in Spanish doesn’t change the fact that you are comparing nothing AND/y nothing.

thank God you translated into espanol, Lowes