Dude – what is your problem?! Stop killing people. Seriously. It’ not funny anymore. It was at first.. but now it’s just annoying.
I’m starting to think you have issues. Did your dad not hug you enough? Did your mom touch you in weird places .. is that why?
It’s obvious that you’re just doing it to get attention and you’re insecure. It’s actually sort of embarrassing.
Nobody even likes you anyway.. we all think your gross. Sorry to be the one to have to break it to you. You smell too, so I’ve heard. You’re not even the number one cause of death anymore. So.. stop. Really stop.
Jeez Cancer f’n stop it!