Phil Spector’s trial is now in full swing, only took them 4 years to get the thing moving along. What happened?
Phil took Lana Clarkson home to his “castle” – a down on her luck, out of work, over the hill, actress. According to Spector she was drunk. He had never met her before. She just wanted to see the “castle”. An hour or so later, his driver heard a gun shot. Lana Clarkson’s head was plum blown off.
So she went home with the creepily-effeminate Spector to.. what? Kill herself? Well that’s odd. Odder still was the fact that his driver says Spector came running out of the house covered in blood and said “I shot her”
Hold up. What?
Here are weird things people have said about Phil Spector: (more…)
While many would think that I would make this week’s succubus Cho Seung-Hui (despite his gender) for the unforgivable and terrible grief he has caused to so many people; while others might think that I would make this week’s succubus the National Broadcasting Company for airing the horrible and despicable video and in-turn giving this “dog his day” and even many more may think that I should give this week’s succubus honorary award to the entire news outlet for taking ‘said’ video and exploiting it across all media platforms.
However since no one is really reading this, I prefer to go with the more obvious, less-PC choice:
This shit still ain’t available?
I sent this email to NY1 due to the disappearance of my favorite morning newscaster; Pat Kiernan 
who has suspiciously been missing for quite sometime now. To my dismay the morning news has been anchored by this woman: 
Kristen Shaughnessy. C’mon! (more…)
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